应届毕业典礼独特三分钟英语演讲稿

　　Don’t be frightened! When a Bennington student, 10 minutes before you come up to the podium hands you a mace, that he made,

　　If you don’t bring it to the podium with you, you will never be Bennington.

　　So I would like to thank you Ben for helping me put the fear of God in the audience tonight. But I have to put it down because I’m an actor, and I am really weak. That was heavy! It wasn’t like a prop. That shit was real!

　　Thanks Ben.

　　So now I’m going to read. And I’m not off book. So I might be looking down a lot.

　　Thank you, President Coleman, Brian Conover, faculty, students, family, alumni, some of whom are dear friends of mine who have travelled all the way from the big city to see me hopefully not humiliate myself tonight.

　　And especially thanks to you, the Graduating Class of 20xx.

　　See, as a joke I wrote, hold for applause, and I was actually going to read that. So you kind of killed my joke!